Favourite Quotes from my 2 Year Old Daughter!

Quotes -

Davey: on his first evening faced with a somewhat daunting challenge of reading daughter to sleep, banged knee on bookcase while searching for another bedtime story.

Lizzy:
Offering words of caring advice, as always (she is a very caring, motherly little soul) 'Just let it bleed! it'll be alright!'

During a stressful time navigating from the M6 to Birmingham central, in heavy traffic, the new boyfriend chauferring us to drop Lizzy with the ex husband's house for the first time, and guess what, the ex parents in law (who possibly hate me and havent spoken a word to me hardly since the split), are going to be there! 

Meanwhile on planet 2 3/4year old daughter: 'Is it junction 11a? What a lovely name for a road! Is that junction 11a? 'Hello, my name's junction 11a!''

Beth, aged 2 and 10 months 'I've drunk too much apple juice'
Carole: 'How do you know?'
'Because it made me do a burp!'

Lizzy: Playing peepo with the new cat, who is hiding, possibly terrified, behind the sofa.
She runs to one end, looks at it, screeches with delight and mock fear then runs to the other, looks at it, laughs and screeches with mock fear and delight. What a great game! She loves to play this pretend peep game with animals. I wonder, does the animal respond and give her 'A funny wink' as she puts it?!
Lizzy:
'I'm scared of the cat!' me: 'What are you scared of Lizzy?' 'I'm scared of it's furry little legs!!' she said, lovingly grinning profusely!

'Yorkshire is a place. Yorkshire is a state of mind' Howard Moon

Lizzy 'Can I look at you eating your sweets Davey?'

Lizzy, talking about bath preferences: 'I don't like a CLEAN bath, I like my bath to be STINKY'

Lizzy: on showing a new dance:'This is the Bum Bamp!' She sticks her bum out as far as she can to the side!